Just moved to a new student house. It’s miles better than my last house because:
a) It’s nearer to Uni, Town and thus the social world.
b) It’s 30 seconds from the supermarkets, takeaways and best ever hardware shop
c) It has 2 sofas unlike my last house.
d) It has 2 fridges and 3 freezers. Whoa icecream heaven
e) I have a double bed
f) It came with a huge telly (Huge in the sense it has a huge screen and the depth of the thing is just as huge)
and most importantly…
f) I’ve adopted next doors ginger cat. I’ve named him Jonesy as he looks identical to Jonesy from Alien. He’s my new best friend and freely walks around the house whenever I open the door.